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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Kirk eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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