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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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