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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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