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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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