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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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