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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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