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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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