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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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