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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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