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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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