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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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