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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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