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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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