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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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