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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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