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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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