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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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