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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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