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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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