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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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