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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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