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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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