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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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