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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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