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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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