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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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