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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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