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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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