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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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