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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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