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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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