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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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