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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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