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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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