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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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