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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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