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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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