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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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