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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Yoda eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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