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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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