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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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