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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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