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Pet death
My
aunt
Hortense
had their beloved pet
labrador 🐕
Rt Hon
Sparkles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hippo 🦛
a cheetah 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a turkey 🦃
an elephant 🐘
a bull 🐮
a hyena 🐺
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