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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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