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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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