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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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