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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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