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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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