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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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