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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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