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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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