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Pet death

My aunt Hortense had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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